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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LICIA!!!!
Aug. 21st, 2005 12:11 amI hope I'm one of the first- it's 12:11 a.m. eastern time. I present you with-
birthday fic.
This is my first ever HP/Tolkien crossover, finally finished a year after![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
euclase said she'd like a story with Lucius Malfoy, purple leather pants, a dragon, and some lyrics from an Ultravox song of my choice in it. Here it is. This is parody, and hopefully funny. Not only that, but the Tolkien aspects are canon for the time period in Second Age Middle Earth.
Warnings: camp, rampant purple prose, blatant stereotypes, Dwarf abandonment, overenthusiastic use of all caps and obscure words from A Word A Day, and probably much, much more. Rated PG for language. The accompanying icon is also part of the gift, now that I'm learning Photoshop and have a gift of more icons than I can fathom.
Happy Birthday, my dear, talented, gorgeous, brilliant licia.
( Of Dwarves and Stewed Lucius )
birthday fic.
This is my first ever HP/Tolkien crossover, finally finished a year after
euclase said she'd like a story with Lucius Malfoy, purple leather pants, a dragon, and some lyrics from an Ultravox song of my choice in it. Here it is. This is parody, and hopefully funny. Not only that, but the Tolkien aspects are canon for the time period in Second Age Middle Earth.Warnings: camp, rampant purple prose, blatant stereotypes, Dwarf abandonment, overenthusiastic use of all caps and obscure words from A Word A Day, and probably much, much more. Rated PG for language. The accompanying icon is also part of the gift, now that I'm learning Photoshop and have a gift of more icons than I can fathom.
( Of Dwarves and Stewed Lucius )
