5 mintues of R/S porn- "Better Than the Pub"

So, musesfool, who I know must be at least 5 people sharing one account, posted this on August 17th:

So last night Pru and I were discussing writing and characterization and porn, as we so often do, and we bemoaned the fact that there just isn't enough good, raunchy, balls-out Remus/Sirius porn, porn without much plot attached, or any kind of loving burnish or lyricism.

And if anyone in the Potterverse is going to be good at raunchy porn, it's got to be Sirius Black - he had to be the king of dirty talking, come to daddy, let's get naked and screw, deliciously filthy, bone-melting sex.*

If you're fortunate enough to be on edeainfj's flist, you read her contribution. I've decided to add my two cents' pages worth, even though I'm not a BNF and there are probably still too many adjectives.

But it is certainly unadulterated PWP. And Sirius is in charge. This time.

( Better than the pub )

As I said. Nothing redeemable. But hopefully wank-worthy. ;)