random generators

[thrihyrne]

So I was doing a Google search to find a dragon naming generator (don't ask - yet), and stumbled across this hilarious site. Not only are the generators themselves innovative some of the commentary accompanying them is positively spew-worthy. The person with the site is into Les Miz, so here we have the French anti-Mary Sue:
Anti-Marie-Suzette Generator
Humdrum names, prosaic professions, and unfortunate personalities for your writing pleasure.

Creations:
Adèle David is a street vendor with a tendency toward picking fights. She has blue eyes and straight brownish blonde hair; the most obvious thing about her is her bad breath.

Ooooh.

And this: Bloody Awful Furre Description Generator
Instantly create a *cough* "poetic" *wheeze* anthropomorphic animal character. fits under the 'Deliberate Travesty Generators.' Wowza.

Creation:
The husky tempest poses 'pon shapely appendages, her ardent hide emerald of complexion... ice orbs luminesceing with luster and auditories pricked atop her powerful silhouette.

So very much fun. Have I said yet today how much I love the internet??!

I also went to the county fair today; next year, if I'm still living here, I'm definitely putting in my Eowyn costume and my knitting. Somebody needs to liven up the offerings. The funnel cake was really good, though.

Comments

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

Funnel cake is such an evil temptation! Delicious, though. Mmm... must be getting close to dinner time...

So, did you find a dragon-name generator after all that?

[thrihyrne.livejournal.com]

Well, I did- at this site, but it was for Pern dragon names. In the end, I didn't name it. ;P

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

I find myself immensely curious as to why you needed to name a dragon! Me, I've just spent the past half-hour researching English hostels in several locations. The things we do for our art...

[snottygrrl.livejournal.com]

[*sniff*] i adore funnel cake. [*misses faire funnel cake*]

[thrihyrne.livejournal.com]

LOLOL!! It's the Swedish Chef!! I so love that icon. You and celandineb and fungus_files are my foodies. Too bad I can't seem to cultivate the same interest in decent meals. Not that funnel cake is a meal. Well…

(sorry you miss it)

[snottygrrl.livejournal.com]

it is the italian heritage i think. i lurve food.

and thanks, you wouldn't believe how few pictures there are of the swedish chef on the web. i had v. little to work with, but i was determined. [*grin*]