Twinfic, a snippet

[thrihyrne]

Because I thought this was hilarious. And I wrote it. *facepalm*

Behind a cut due to one f-word. Follows the 'Countdown' update from yesterday.



The next several weeks were a flurry of activity.

And unfortunate accidents.

“Augh!” Towler vociferated as he entered their toilets. “What in Guinevere’s Gloaming is that stench?”

“Stench?” George attempted, using one of Jordan’s Witch of the Month magazines to persuade the pungnet, purple clouds of smoke out the window while Fred bellowed in a toilet stall.

“George! Here! Now!”

“You might want to use one of the toilets on a lower level,” George said. “Perfecting our pyrotechnics. Learning curve, and all that.” George continued to wave at the smoke and put on his best ‘please don’t ask me any more questions right now’ face. “We’ll have it cleaned up momentarily.”

“GEORGE!”

Kenneth scowled, eyebrows knit as he backed out of their bathroom. “Just make sure you do. Smells atrocious. Burning hair must be the worst-smelling thing known to wizard.”

“Duly noted.”

“GEORGE!!!”

The door shut.

“Oh. FUCK.”

***

[hee]