The Lucius/Dwarvish crossover

At long last, an update, though I'm still subjecting you guys to WsIP. But I gotta say: this is my first crossover, fandom-wise, and [yes I'm the author, but] it's hilarious. If you're looking for my occasional gorgeous turns of phrases and whatnot, don't read it. But fun dialogue? Oh yeah. All over it. I mean, Lucius Malfoy in 2nd Age Middle-Earth, in Erebor with Dwarves, wearing purple leather pants? LOL.

When last we left our intrepid hero, he'd managed to cast an incorrect spell and ended up in the workshop of Favik, an ironsmith in Middle Earth.

Oh heck, it's been ages, so here's the entire thing so far. And yes, I have far too many ellipses in it. :P

( Crossover, part two )