Yes, we spent some time guffawing over that at the Lizards. I also simply couldn't get through the entire thing. The best or worst part of it was the poster's commentary about what happens next and it is "and then he raped her." Good lord after standing around drooling in pathetic similes and metaphors after this goddess, all Spikenard can do is RAPE her?!! Yes, please promise me if you ever catch me writing like this you will set me right.
Hugs.